A Christmas Carol for
2009
Or, How God Concocted the Gift of Life on Planet Earth by K.
T. Chang
Allow me to take a moment to clarify the
background setting of this story: after the Big Bang
the speeding celestial masses gradually coalesced
due to gravity forces into galaxies. But as the
distances between these galaxies became measurable
in billions of light years God decided that each
galaxy should have its own Lord Governor to handle
the affairs of the local congregation. My story then
has to do with the local Lord in charge of our Milky
Way Galaxy. These Lord Governors reside in luxurious
mansions built inside the black holes at the center
of each galaxy. Unlike mortal humans, they do not
age and die. Thus the Lord’s son Tiny Tim also never
grows up. He is forever eight years old. Of course
we know that – Charlie Brown and Calvin, they are
boys forever. One day the Lord gave his son a present;
it was a bucket of cut diamonds. And he said onto
him, These stones are hard and strong, they cannot
be damaged or scratched; but they cannot resist
fire, and you must not bring them near any fire. But Tiny Tim had the natural curiosity of
a little boy, and he placed the diamonds in a
ceramic dish, and he built a fire underneath it. And
behold! The diamonds caught fire and burned brightly
for the longest time. And there remained only white
ashes from the beautiful stones. ... ©2010 K. T. Chang. All rights reserved. Web page design by Gray Chang
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